cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

(via bottomjared)

vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

(via peterandstiles)

okcreepsters:

Ahh yes… I always get married to someone after we’ve gone out a couple times and “boned.” Also, is he insinuating that if I didn’t bone him he wouldn’t call me back? Eww. Not that I’d agree to go out with… what ever this is supposed to make him come off as. I’m a bit confused and more than a little concerned. Blocked and moving on.

A: For reasons that are completely beyond me, this is a very old, very well known, very overused, very terrible pickup artist copy and paste. Google everything, my pretties.

duffmansean:

hey, i just realized — i reached a follower milestone, yay

send me asks, i’ll make a video :)

still taking asks!

boredangry:

interpretivescreaming:

nicbravo-reblogs:

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

Red! Red do that thing where you explain what this is plz

So actually the fish isn’t making the light, it’s the small invertebrate (called on ostracod) that the fish just ate, giving off a burst of bioluminescence as a defense mechanism. In the wild, the fish would have predators that would be attracted to the light, so it really doesn’t have a choice but to spit out its bright little meal (which was swallowed whole and is no worse for the wear.)
Here’s an article about it with some more video: http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/28838200

whoa rad, you made it even better!

boredangry:

interpretivescreaming:

nicbravo-reblogs:

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

Red! Red do that thing where you explain what this is plz

So actually the fish isn’t making the light, it’s the small invertebrate (called on ostracod) that the fish just ate, giving off a burst of bioluminescence as a defense mechanism. In the wild, the fish would have predators that would be attracted to the light, so it really doesn’t have a choice but to spit out its bright little meal (which was swallowed whole and is no worse for the wear.)

Here’s an article about it with some more video: http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/28838200

whoa rad, you made it even better!

(Source: glukauf, via transgalacticwanderer)

"In our culture, many of us idealize love. We see it as some lofty cure-all for all of life’s problems. Our movies and our stories and our history all celebrate it as life’s ultimate goal, the final solution for all of our pain and struggle. And because we idealize love, we overestimate it. As a result, our relationships pay a price.

When we believe that “all we need is love,” then like Lennon, we’re more likely to ignore fundamental values such as respect, humility and commitment towards the people we care about. After all, if love solves everything, then why bother with all the other stuff — all of the hard stuff?

But if, like Reznor, we believe that “love is not enough,” then we understand that healthy relationships require more than pure emotion or lofty passions. We understand that there are things more important in our lives and our relationships than simply being in love. And the success of our relationships hinges on these deeper and more important values."

Love is Not Enough - Mark Manson (via brutereason)

(via outforhealth)

blindskywatcher:

actual sibling relationship

(Source: fuckcoconutwater, via constellationsammy)

lilyletigre:

Everywhere now reminding me
I am not who I used to be
I’m afraid this has just begun
Consequences for what I’ve done

Originally this was supposed to just be Demon!Dean, but when I drew in his eye, I liked it, so I decided to try my hand at an animated gif.

(via nyxocity)

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

(via hypotheticaldoom)

YOU WILL BE GREAT. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF YOUR MALL!AU

aosfgyuha;s.gdgJEN PLS 

omg it would be gr9 if i could finally get some frickin action good god.

notcuddles:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

FUCK.  My brain is wasting VALUABLE NEURONS saving the memory of this fucking commercial.  IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

(via raumlet)

cuntessa:

Yeah but if Jared and Jensen’s nudes or sex tapes got leaked, we would be all over that. Admit it.

"A ‘leaked photo’ is a NON-CONSENSUAL form of sexual violation and anybody who participates by viewing and sharing is part of the problem."

— Laci Green. (via mysharona1987)

(via biologicallyqueer)

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

(Source: angel-scum, via biologicallyqueer)

tsarbucks:

there’s a huge problem in gaming today where people are focusing more on graphics than aethestic, which is really shitty because it leads to all of these awful derivative modern military shooters and games that have no identity. like i don’t really care if you’re able to render the 374th bead of sweat on a grizzled marine’s face, if you don’t have a unique style nobody will remember your game

(via raumlet)

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